Frick - King of the Herd

Meet Frick, affectionately known as “Fricky Dicky”, a Pygmy goat of extraordinary beauty, undeniable charisma, and the decision-making skills of a dropped turnip.  If there is a fence to test, a bucket to knock over, or a completely unnecessary situation to get himself into, Frick is already three steps ahead.

Living with his two half-brothers, Frick has appointed himself King of the Herd, a title he awarded himself and refuses to discuss further.  Handsome and fully aware of it, he struts around the pasture like a celebrity on the red carpet, showing off a pair of horns so magnificent they ought to be winning prize money and collecting sponsorship deals.

His beard is not merely a beard.  It is a professionally coiffed masterpiece, carefully maintained to achieve maximum rugged elegance.  Frick firmly believes grooming is a basic right, and he expects daily brushing sessions from his staff (the staff did not volunteer for this position).

Fueled entirely by snacks, curiosity, and questionable life choices, he spends his days yelling for attention, demanding treats he absolutely does not need, and acting like every major inconvenience is a personal betrayal.  Despite being a total ding-dong, he possesses the rare ability to cause chaos and still look impossibly handsome doing it. 

Special talents

*       Standing exactly where he isn’t supposed to be

*       Turning feeding time into a full-scale emergency

*       Convincing everyone around him that his bad ideas are, in fact, good ideas

*       Looking innocent immediately after creating chaos

Royal Titles

*       Sir Fricky Dicky, Second of His Name

*       Protector of the Feed Bucket

*       Lord of the Brushings

Hobbies

*       Climbing on things that were not meant to be climbed on

*       Testing the structural integrity of random objects with his forehead

*       Knocking something over and acting surprised

*       Making rules that only apply to other goats